Funny conversations with kids

Conversation #1
Isaiah: Grandma said she doesn't like her life.
Me: Grandma doesn't like her life? She told you this? (getting concerned...)
Isaiah: Yeah. (trying to convince me) Me and Sam don't like Grandma's life either. We like her apple jacks much better.

Conversation #2
Sam: Mason didn't get too many presents for his birthday.
Me: Sure he did! He got a transformer costume, a set of tools, and he got the gift card from us so he can go to BounceU.
Sam: I don't want Mason to bounce me.
Me: You're not going to be there. It's just for Mason to go to BounceU.
Sam: But I don't want Mason to bounce me.
Me: (realizing he thinks we're saying "bounce you"). Honey, that's just the name of the place, Bounce and the letter U. Mason's not going to bounce you.