Antics

Sam: When can we go swimming?
Nana: Sometime this summer. I have to do some electrical work first. (on her pump, etc.)
Isaiah: (grinning hugely) So we can get electrocuted when we go in?
***
Dan got home from work, Sam was still sleeping, and Isaiah kept interrupting Dan and my conversation.
Me: Isaiah, please don't interrupt unless it's an emergency, like if someone is bleeding or they broke a bone. Why don't you give your brother a hug and tell him it's time to wake up.
Isaiah goes into the other room where Sam is sleeping and doesn't want to wake up, then comes right back and interrupts again.
Me: Isaiah, is someone bleeding or broke a bone?
Isaiah: Well, Sam's acting like he's dead.
***
Mom cooked dinner for us... Isaiah looked at the pork and called it chicken. We didn't correct him, for fear he would refuse to eat it.
Nana: Well does everybody like their chicken?
Isaiah: Yes! It's my #2 favorite chicken.
Everyone laughing...
Me: What's #1?
Isaiah: Grandma's chicken salad.