Where does Daddy live?

Isaiah: Mommy, where do we live?
Me: Where do you think we live?
Isaiah: In Pennsylvania, in the United States of the American flag. And where does Daddy live?
Me: In the same place we do.
Isaiah: No. This is just where he coopelates.
Me: You mean cooperates?
Isaiah: Yeah. His real house is in Butler.

Dan does spend a lot of time in Butler. Now I just have to convince my kid that he still lives here!