You know you're a mom when...

• you have conversations like: "Mommy is this my thumb?" "Yes" "Ok" (tonight in the car)


• you have a wet spot on your clothes and you have no idea what/who it came from or what it is


• you regularly pull legos, plastic Sesame Street characters, etc. out of the bottom of your washer


• you can feed three people at the same time (one of them is yourself)


• you can feed yourself with your non-dominant hand


• you are good at prioritizing (congratulating the one on using the potty is more important than soothing the crying baby)


• you can't remember the last time you brushed your teeth and hair in the same day


• you have the entire day planned out but realize it might not happen as you planned


• you can make any leftovers into a casserole


• you know applesauce goes with every meal


• you make breakfast foods for dinner


• you are thrilled to have a half hour all to yourself


• you know the name of every Thomas Train and can recite half of the Thomas books by heart


• you have toys up to your ears
• you know it only takes one diaper malfunction to create an entire load of laundry


• you have never said: "The laundry is done."


• going anywhere is a major production in which you star as the pack animal


• you get the complete opposite advice from people and have absolutely no idea what to do


• you kiss your kids when they're sleeping because that's the only time you can catch them


• your idea of sleeping in is 8:30 a.m.