Ways to annoy people

Because I've had an ugh-ish Monday and needed to laugh. Out of 101, I've only included the ones that actually made me laugh out loud. =) Enjoy
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
2. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
3. Name your dog "Dog."
4. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
5. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
6. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
7. Make beeping noises every time someone backs up.
8. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
9. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
10. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
12. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
13. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. .
15. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
16. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
17. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
18. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
19. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
20. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
21. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
22. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
23. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
24. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
25. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
26. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
27. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
28. Sing along at the opera.